This blog makes no sense. But I have to write my shit out in public because I'm a douchebag. That being said, I still can't say what I really want to say, because it's too vulgar and might get me in trouble. So I have to keep it clean, and noone wants to read it.

OK.

But that is the whole point of blogs anyway, duh. I have been following some religious rules (Rastafari/Leviticus/the Torah/Nazirite vow/Kabbalah/Mormon) for a while now, and they've stopped working, so now I turn to Vice for my "rules." Thank God for Vice.

This is what they say about drugs:
- smoke weed whenever you want, but not at work.
- no bumps of coke after 4:30 a.m.
- one night of heroin is OK every six months if you're under 25. if you're over 25, you have to rely on pills to get your opiate fix every six months. if you have kids, you have to leave opiates behind altogether until you're retired.

I didn't make the rules. I know you don't like them. But there they are, all the same.

It might also be good to keep in mind what Eminem said about drugs -- I forget what exactly, but he has a list of what he does and doesn't do. OTOH, do more than twenty hits of acid in your life and you're certifiably mad.

Also, outstaying your welcome is one of the world's biggest DON'TS, apparently, but that's all
I do ever. I don't know how not to outstay my welcome. I'm a complete friggin' loser. I can't even say the f word. (The worst thing is not just being a loser, but knowing it, too, and being unable to do anything about it.)

Also: don't ever say no to a reasonable invitation to do something that might be fun. Hmm.

I wish I was a drug dealer, damn. Drugs and religion for people who can't afford drugs -- this is the economy of the future, according to John N. Gray (and I agree with him, too).

Coke is not a problem drug (though people can have problems with it). Crack and heroin are problem drugs. (Again, this is according to Vice magazine.)

My parents are also stupid gaylords, because they have not happily paid for all of my education. In fact, they haven't paid for shit. I hate my fucking parents.