Friday, March 14, 2008

Guide to U.S. Elections

(Whiggishness to Toriness, ascending in numeral rank)
(Most Whiggish state, and who they went for)

1796:
1. Adams (Federalist)
2. Jefferson (Democratic-Republican)
Tennessee: Jefferson

1800:
1. Adams (Federalist)
2. Jefferson (Dem.-Rep.)
Tennessee: Jefferson

1804:
1. Pinckney (Federalist)
2. Jefferson (Dem.-Rep.)
Ohio: Jefferson

1808:
1. Pinckney (Federalist)
2. Madison (Dem.-Rep.)
Ohio: Madison

1812:
1. Clinton (fusion)
2. Madison (Dem.-Rep.)
Louisiana: Madison

1816:
1. King (Federalist)
2. Monroe (Dem.-Rep.)
Indiana: Madison

1820:
Monroe (Dem.-Rep.)

1824:
1. Crawford
2. Jackson
3. J.Q. Adams
4. Clay
Missouri: Clay

1828:
1. J.Q. Adams (National Rep.)
2. Jackson (Democrat)
Missouri: Jackson

1832:
1. Jackson (Democrat)
2. Clay (National Rep.)
3. Floyd (ind. Dem.)
4. Wirt (Anti-Masonic)
Missouri: Jackson

1836:
1. W.H. Harrison (Whig)
2. Van Buren (Democrat)
3. White (Whig)
4. Webster (Whig)
5. Mangum (independent)
Arkansas: Van Buren

1840:
1. W. Harrison (Whig)
2. Van Buren (Democrat)
Arkansas: Van Buren

1844:
1. Clay (Whig)
2. Polk (Democrat)
Arkansas: Polk

1848:
1. Taylor (Whig)
2. Cass (Democrat)
Wisconsin: Cass

1852:
1. Pierce (Democrat)
2. Scott (Whig)
California: Pierce

1856:
1. Buchanan (Democrat)
2. Fremont (Republican)
3. Fillmore (Whig)
California: Buchanan

1860:
1. Breckinridge (Southern Democrat)
2. Lincoln (Republican)
3. Douglas (Democrat)
4. Bell (Constitutional Union)
Oregon: Lincoln

1864 [Confederate States: Ga, SC, Va, NC, Tn, La, Ms, Al, Ar, Tx, Fl]:
1. McClellan (Democrat)
2. Lincoln (Republican)
Nevada: Lincoln

1868 [States not readmitted to the Union: Va, Ms, Tx]:
1. Seymour (Democrat)
2. Grant (Republican)
Nebraska: Grant

1872:
1. Grant (Republican)
2. Greeley (Democrat, Lib. Repub.)
Nebraska: Grant

1876:
1. Tilden (Democrat)
2. Hayes (Republican)
Colorado: Hayes

1880:
1. Hancock (Democrat)
2. Garfield (Republican)
Colorado: Garfield

1884:
1. Cleveland (Democrat)
2. Blaine (Republican)
Colorado: Blaine

1888:
1. Cleveland (Democrat)
2. B. Harrison (Republican)
Colorado: B. Harrison

1892:
1. Cleveland (Democrat)
2. B. Harrison (Republican)
3. Weaver (Populist)
Wyoming: B. Harrison

1896:
1. McKinley (Republican)
2. Bryan (Democrat)
Utah: Bryan

1900:
1. McKinley (Republican)
2. Bryan (Democrat)
Utah: Bryan

1904:
1. Th. Roosevelt (Republican)
2. Parker (Democrat)
Utah: Th. Roosevelt

1908:
1. Taft (Republican)
2. Bryan (Democrat)
Oklahoma: Bryan

1912:
1. Wilson (Democrat)
2. Th. Roosevelt (Progressive)
3. Taft (Republican)
Arizona: Wilson

1916:
1. Hughes (Republican)
2. Wilson (Democrat)
Arizona: Wilson

1920:
1. Harding (Republican)
2. Cox (Democrat)
Arizona: Harding

1924:
1. Coolidge (Republican)
2. Davis (Democrat)
3. La Follette (Progressive)
Arizona: Coolidge

1928:
1. Hoover (Republican)
2. Smith (Democrat)
Arizona: Hoover

1932:
1. Hoover (Republican)
2. F.D. Roosevelt (Democrat)
Arizona: F.D. Roosevelt

1936:
1. F.D. Roosevelt (Democrat)
2. Landon (Republican)
Arizona: F.D. Roosevelt

1940:
1. F.D. Roosevelt (Democrat)
2. Willkie (Republican)
Arizona: F.D. Roosevelt

1944:
1. F.D. Roosevelt (Democrat)
2. Dewey (Republican)
Arizona: F.D. Roosevelt

1948:
1. Dewey (Republican)
2. Truman (Democrat)
3. Thurmond (States' Rights)
Arizona: Truman

1952:
1. Eisenhower (Republican)
2. Stevenson (Democrat)
Arizona: Eisenhower

1956:
1. Eisenhower (Republican)
2. Stevenson (Democrat)
Arizona: Eisenhower

1960 [Unpledged: Mississippi]
1. Kennedy (Democrat)
2. Nixon (Republican)
Alaska: Nixon

1964:
1. Johnson (Democrat)
2. Goldwater (Republican)
Alaska: Johnson

1968:
1. Humphrey (Democrat)
2. Nixon (Republican)
3. Wallace (American Independent)
Alaska: Nixon

1972:
1. Nixon (Republican)
2. McGovern (Democrat)
Alaska: Nixon

1980:
1. Reagan (Republican)
2. Carter (Democrat)
Alaska: Reagan

1984:
1. Reagan (Republican)
2. Mondale (Democrat)
Alaska: Reagan

1988:
1. G.H. Bush (Republican)
2. Dukakis (Democrat)
Alaska: G.H. Bush

1992:
1. Clinton (Democrat)
2. G.H. Bush (Republican)
Alaska: G.H. Bush

1996:
1. Clinton (Democrat)
2. Dole (Republican)
Alaska: Dole

2000:
1. Gore (Democrat)
2. G.W. Bush (Republican)
Alaska: George W. Bush

2004:
1. Kerry (Democrat)
2. G.W. Bush (Republican)
Alaska: G.W. Bush

South Delaware (the Tory heartland of this Tory state):
1836 - Whig
1840 - Harrison (Whig, Alabama)
1844 - Polk (Democratic, Tennessee)
1848 - Cass (Democratic, Mich.)
1852 - Scott (Whig, New Jersey)
1856 - Buchanan (Dem., Penns.)
1860 - Breckinridge (Southern Dem.)
1864 - McClellan (Democratic, New Jersey)
1868 - Seymour (Democratic, New York)
1872 - Grant (Republican, Illinois)
1876 - Tilden (Democratic, NY)
1880 - Hancock (Democratic, Penn.)
1884 - Cleveland (Democratic, N. Y.)
1888 - B. Harrison (Republican, Indiana)
1892 - Cleveland (Democratic, N. Y.)
1896 - McKinley (Republican, Ohio)
1900 - McKinley (Republican, Ohio)
1904 - T. Roosevelt (Republican, N. Y.)
1908 - Taft (Republican, Ohio)
1912 - Wilson (Democratic, New Jersey)
1916 - Hughes (Republican, N. Y.)
1920 - Harding (Republican, Ohio)
1924 - Coolidge (Republican, Mass.)
1928 - Hoover (Republican, Calif.)
1932 - F. Roosevelt (Democrat, N. Y.)
1936 - F. Roosevelt (Democrat, N. Y.)
1940 - F. Roosevelt (Democrat, N. Y.)
1944 - Dewey (Republican, N. Y.)
1948 - Dewey (Republican, N. Y.)
1952 - Eisenhower (Republ., N. Y.)
1956 - Eisenhower (Republ., N. Y.)
1960 - Nixon (Republican, Cal.)
1964 - Johnson (Dem., Texas)
1968 - Nixon (Republican, Calif.)
1972 - Nixon (Republican, Cal.)
1976 - Carter (Democratic, Georgia)
1980 - Reagan (Republican, Calif.)
1984 - Reagan (Republican, Calif.)
1988 - G. Bush (Republican, Texas)
1992 - G. Bush (Republican, Texas)
1996 - Clinton (Democratic, Ark.)
2000 - G. W. Bush (Republican, Texas)
2004 - G. W. Bush (Republican, Texas)

And, just for kicks, the Coachella Valley:
1876 - Hayes (Republican, Ohio)
1880 - Garfield (Republican, Ohio)
1884 - Blaine (Republican, Maine)
1888 - B. Harrison (Republican, Indiana)
1892 - B. Harrison (Republican, Indiana)
1896 - McKinley (Republican, Ohio)
1900 - McKinley (Republican, Ohio)
1904 - T. Roosevelt (Republican, N. Y.)
1908 - Taft (Republican, Ohio)
1912 - T. Roosevelt (Progressive, New York)
1916 - Hughes (Republican, N. Y.)
1920 - Harding (Republican, Ohio)
1924 - Coolidge (Republican, Mass.)
1928 - Hoover (Republican, Calif.)
1932 - Hoover (Republican, Calif.)
1936 - F. Roosevelt (Democrat, Calif.)
1940 - Willkie (Republican, N. Y.)
1944 - Dewey (Republican, N. Y.)
1948 - Dewey (Republican, N. Y.)
1952 - Eisenhower (Republ., N. Y.)
1956 - Eisenhower (Republ., N. Y.)
1960 - Nixon (Republican, Cal.)
1964 - Johnson (Dem., Texas)
1968 - Nixon (Republican, Calif.)
1972 - Nixon (Republican, Cal.)
1976 - Ford (R
1980 - Reagan
1984 - Reagan
1988 - G. Bush
1992 - Clinton
1996 - Dole
2000 - G. W. Bush
2004 - G. W. Bush

And Larimer County:
1880 - Garfield (Republican, Ohio)
1884 - Blaine (Republican, Maine)
1888 - B. Harrison (Republican, Indiana)
1892 - Weaver (Populist, Iowa)
1896 - Bryan (Dem., Nebraska)
1900 - Bryan (Democrat, Nebraska)
1904 - T. Roosevelt (Republican, N. Y.)
1908 - Taft (Republican, Ohio)
1912 - Wilson (Democratic, New Jersey)
1916 - Wilson (Democratic, New Jersey)
1920 - Harding (Republican, Ohio)
1924 - Coolidge (Republican, Mass.)
1928 - Hoover (Republican, Calif.)
1932 - Hoover (Republican, Calif.)
1936 - F. Roosevelt (Democrat, Calif.)
1940 - Willkie (Republican, N. Y.)
1944 - Dewey (Republican, N. Y.)
1948 - Dewey (Republican, N. Y.)
1952 - Eisenhower
1956 - Eisenhower
1960 - Nixon
1964 - Johnson
1968 - Nixon
1972 - Nixon
1976 - Ford
1980 - Reagan
1984 - Reagan
1988 - G. Bush
1992 - Clinton
1996 - Dole
2000 - G. W. Bush
2004 - G. W. Bush

OTOH, Northern (Urban) Delaware Goes For: Van Buren, Harrison, Clay, Taylor, Pierce, Buchanan, Breckinridge, Lincoln, Seymour, Grant, Tilden, Tilden, Garfield, Cleveland, Cleveland, Cleveland, McKinley, McKinley, T. Roosevelt, Taft, Wilson, Hughes, Harding, Coolidge, Hoover, Hoover, F. Roosevelt, F. Roosevelt, F. Roosevelt, Truman, Eisenhower, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Nixon, Reagan, Reagan, G. Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Gore, Kerry.

From a Slate piece in 2004: '
In the 1970s, northern Delaware—in particular, the Wilmington suburbs—was full of Rockefeller Republicans and the agrarian south was solidly Yellow Dog Democratic. As the Republican Party corralled the southern United States, Delaware flip-flopped too. Conservative southern Delaware turned solid Republican.'

BTW, New Jersey is going for John McCain ATM.
I personally believe that Barack Obama will win the race, yeah, both.
I love the candidates in this order: 1. Obama, 2. Clinton, 3. McCain.
I support the candidates in this order (quixotically): 1. McCain, 2. Clinton, 3. Obama. Mostly "strategically." OK, totally "strategically." LOL.

P.S. I totally forgot about Rave until tonight. I was lurking on Encyclopedia Dramatica and found out my subcultural affiliation is (again, strategically) Twink.

I'll let that sink in.

Really, though, it's just fucking Hippie. (From the ED article: "hippies always want you to waste your vote on some long shot candidate, like Dennis Kucinich"... thus, my support for McCain!)

Really, though, I'm a Raver, I guess. That's probably why I'm always shitting rainbows IRL.

What this really REALLY means, however, is: I am a Wigger. Wow, forget coming out of the closet as a faggot; this is the real deal. It also means I'm a Chav, which is (I guess) a more classy way of putting it (to me). From the article:

"
[Wiggers] are what you get when you travel back in time about five years to retrieve what was barely cool about hip hop even then, clad it with a Tommy Hilfiger shirt from the JC Penney clearance rack, give it the keys to Mom's car, and send it to the local strip mall to mean-mug everybody while blasting commercials from the local hip-hop station on 6 x 9 factory speakers."

check, check, and check.

'The evolution of a wigger always has roots in some other attention-whoring, insecure, facade such as goth, punk, or just plain ol' basement-dweller. Typically, the helpless dickwad was forcibly ejected from one of these fag cultures and spent some time floundering in limbo (emo) before developing a powerful sexual attraction to Eminem. After a dark night of the soul spent throwing himself around his bedroom with a blacklight on while pining for Marshall Mathers' scrotum, he emerges reborn, wearing Dad's oversized Lee jeans, a gold-plated chain (worn outside the shirt, of course) and a desperate need to ingest loads upon loads of black cock... I mean, culture. In other words, wiggers are a natural evolution of a basement-dweller which has acquired a friend at best, or an understanding of gay fucktardery at worst. Much like the evolution of a Pikachu into a new member of Radiohead.'

Oh God why is this so true. 'The wiggerling proceeds to limp around the neighborhood as if this laughable farce has been his persona all along.

Wiggerdom, per se, is a tabula rasa. After the initial process of hatchery, the wiggerling can wander into several different potential subcategories, depending on what was playing on TRL during the imprinting stage.'

Anyway. '

Wiggerness

  • Wiggers cause everyone's life to become a total living hell.
  • Wiggers constantly fail in life and school because they're too 'cool' to stop thinking of whores.
  • God hates wiggers more than fags.
  • Wiggers waste all the weed taking pussy hits and not knowing how to rull a blunt.'

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